smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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