Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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