I will die if light touches me.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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