You can't motorboat a personality
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Randomize
