Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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