scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
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