To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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