this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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