I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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