At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
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