you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
