just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
Randomize
