okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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