Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
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