brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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