Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
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