I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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