Fuck appropriateness.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
