She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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