my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
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