I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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