You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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