I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
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