it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
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