Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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