weddingsv make me drug and hornr
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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