Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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