so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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