hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
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