Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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