i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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