The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
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