At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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