do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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