I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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