Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Drunk is not a location!
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
Randomize
