so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Randomize
