I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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