Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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