he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Randomize
