She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
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