I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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