and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
