Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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