yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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