But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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