wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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