well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I think my moral compass just broke
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