So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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