"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
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