My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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